It Turns Out Ryan Day Will NOT Be Going To Jail As The NCAA Has Announced There Is No Connection Between Ohio State And The Michigan Investigation

Look, I'm just as devastated as the conspiracy theorists, Michigan fans, and Dave Portnoy are right now. They're mad because they looked like idiots in front of the entire internet with how wrong they were, and I'm mad because I really hoped Ryan Day had the stones to turn Michigan in. This is tough news for both of us. 

I'll start with them:

Wrong....wrong....and WRONG. I'm sort of embarrassed to work with and for people like this. Are we on the same page that this whole Ryan Day / brother / private investigator firm story was a JOKE created by Zach Smith....?

Hahhahahahahah. Sorry I'm literally laughing out loud. Hahahahhahahahh. These idiots fell for it hook, line, and sinker. The big bad sarcastic man got trolled by a certified idiot. Oh how the turn tables have turned. And Michigan is supposed to be the academic institution….?

Anyways, more importantly than the Michigan Men that got duped by Zach Smith, I feel bad for me tonight. I'm truly saddened by this news today as well. I wanted Ryan Day to have hired his brother to hack into Michigan's servers and catch them cheating. I respect Jim Harbaugh for doing whatever it takes to win. If he had to hire a spy from the military to run rampant across the Midwest, employing 60+ associates to illegally film sidelines at random football games, then so be it. And I wanted Ryan Day to have a dirty response as well. This is a RIVALRY. No rules. Win at all costs.

But unfortunately, it turns out that Michigan just got caught cheating the old fashioned way. Ryan Day didn't hire his brother to hack into any computer servers. Darn. No Rico charges for Ryan Day like the Michigan faithful said was coming. Lol, morons.