You Can't Claim To Be A Diehard Cardinals Fan If You Get So Horny Watching Them Lose, You Have To Leave The Stadium To Have Sex In The Parking Lot

This isn't me shaming them for having sex in a car out in the parking lot at State Farm Stadium. Oh no, this is a fandom blog. You can't claim to be a diehard fan and then get so horned up watching them lose you leave the stadium to have sex. You gotta wait that out. The only exception here is if they claimed they were doing it for good juju. People do that, well not sex in a car, but switch up stuff. Change shirts, change where you're sitting, change TVs, whatever it might be, fans do dumb shit all the time thinking it will work. This couple, who seems to do this all the time, decided sex in a car would work: 

I'm sure this is some promo for their site or what not, but again I'm speaking as a fan here. Postgame win sex? Sure! Hey, if you're tanking and it's the late season, go at it. But this was week 5 against the Bengals. Too early to celebrate the tank. And I'm not lying, Kaylee claims to be a huge Cardinals fan. Proof right here: 

Maybe this is what Jonathan Gannon was talking about during this? 

Pew! Pew!