I Got My First Ever Paparazzi Interview

If I want to make the Forbes 30 Under 30 list, I need to appear more famous. And one surefire way to appear more famous is to get your own paparazzi interview. Unfortunately, some would say I'm "not nearly famous or important enough to get interviewed by the paparazzi" or whatever. So I took matters into my own hands. 

I sent an anonymous DM to reporter Adam Glyn who does a bunch of celebrity interviews. You've probably seen some of his with Dave. I let him know that Dave was going to be outside of Zero Bond, an exclusive private membership club that only top celebrities and elites have access to. 

But when he showed up, I popped out instead with my hot date Olivia (who you may remember from my dating show). He seemed to not really know who I was, but luckily I prepared some questions for him so that the interview could go on seamlessly. I'm just trying to live a normal life though and hope stuff like this doesn't keep happening to me. 

Catch up on the latest Smokes Show to see my attempt to get back on national news and have an existential crisis.