Travis Kelce Needs To Watch "Bull Durham" ASAP

Dante11/22/2023 1:20 AM

Pretty big stinker of a game from Travis Kelce last night at home on Monday Night Football. A couple easy bunnies dropped. An extremely rare fumble while marching in the red zone. Not his usual best.

He's lucky Valdez-Scantling stunk it up far worse than he did, because he would be shouldering a lot more of the blame for the 2nd half meltdown, and failure to score.

Some psycho, (not named Kelly), computed Kelce's stats that show that when Swift has attended Kansas City games this season, her boyfriend averages 108 yards per game, while his performance drops to just 41.8 yards per game when she is not present.

I'm actually shocked by those numbers because I would have guessed it to be the other way around. I think the only thing safe to assume here is that Travis has a case of Crash Davis-itis. He needs to sit down and watch Bull Durham this week and get his mind right.

If you don't think Taylor Swift adheres to the school of Annie Savoy, you're crazy.

If he doesn't “get the broad out of his head”, and his game back on track, there's a chance this entire Chiefs season can go off a cliff considering he's the only real threat Mahomes has to throw to.

Chiefs fans (and Mahomes) are quickly realizing a crazy thing happens when you pay your QB $400 million dollars. You can’t afford to splurge on fun toys for him to throw to anymore.

p.s.- I forget how great a movie this is

p.p.s.- also, Susan Sarandon could get it back in the day huh?