Corinna Kopf Is Calling Out Breckie Hill For "Stealing All Her Captions" To Promote Her OnlyFans

Listen, it's Black Friday. The Jets are on and putting on another stinker as is commonplace with them this year, and there's a couple college football games on. Black Friday is a day of rest, nursing a turkey (not stuffing which is garbage) hangover from yesterday. So there's not a whole lot going on, besides the greatest sale on the Internet in Barstool's Black Friday 20% off EVERYTHING on the entire store:

This year it's going to a good cause, as every dollar over the goal is going to be split evenly amongst the behind the scenes producers and social media employees at Barstool. If you've seen that freak Meek Phil, you should want to pay a couple dollars to help us get that man a new wardrobe and a shave. He did tell me about this drama that is BREAKING the internet (insert "my Internet is working just fine comments below), so I'll be buying a couple things to support him.

Anyway, let's talk about the drama between Corinna Kopf and Breckie Hill. Who are they you may ask? Some may call them influencers, OnlyFans Models, etc. I call them online entrepreneurs because I've seen the numbers and Corinna has made eight figures off social media so who am I to talk. Breckie Hill is who social media calls "Livvy Dunne with cannons", and made her entire career off being a Livvy dupe. 

Corinna seems to be tired of her copying all of her captions and poses to promote her OnlyFans, so we've got a good ole fashioned Instagram caption-off that would make your grandpa's head spin. How would Breckie dare steal poetry like "Is it hot in here or just me?" or "Woke up alone, let's go back to bed together" to get some extra dollars from simps online? For that reason, I'm riding with Corinna on this beef. As the premier capital J Journalist here at Barstool, I know the value of the written word and having an original thought. Breckie is guilty as charged!

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery or two legends can coexist? I'll leave that one up to you to decide, and make sure to read the captions of each post to determine who of the two ladies is more Shakespearean: 

Edgar Allen Poe could never.