America Continues To Innovate: Using A Scooter To Rotate Around 4 Slot Machines Is What Real Genius Looks Like

1- We don't gamble shame around these parts. You got a problem with Pat in the mask, take it elsewhere.

2- I'm 99.9999% certain that is the Horseshoe in Hammond, IN. Don't tell me innovation and industry left Indiana with NAFTA.

3- Remember those Budweiser "Real Men Of Genius" commercials?

            3a - Bring those the fuck back already Anheiser Busch. Your market share is in the fucking tank and we all know why. You                          wanna win customers back? Make us laugh again.

            3b- Get this man/woman on your first rebooted ad. "The Slot Scooter". Why lose your mortgage payment in 20 minutes                             when you can burn it 4 times as fast thanks to your Medicare scooter? 

p.s. - what a find this was