Jordan Davis Is One Of The Biggest, Baddest Dudes On The Planet And He's Got The Voice Of An Angel
There are billions of people on this planet. There's only a fraction of a fraction of 1% of the people in the world who are as physically imposing as Jordan Davis. This man is a freak of nature. He's massive, he's mean...
He's fast.
He's the definition of an apex predator.
But you put a microphone in front of this monster and all of a sudden he turns into a gentle giant with the voice of an angel. I mean that voice is velvet. Just close your eyes and listen, and it feels like you're being wrapped in the softest, cuddliest blanket you've ever felt.
This is the same man who is about to snap Brock Purdy in half on Sunday afternoon. Just imagine how mentally exhausting that has to be for opponents. To know that this dude who you are terrified of is out here laying down the smoothest baritone on the track. He'll rip a hole straight through your chest and then make sweet love to the microphone afterwards. That has to be tough to reconcile with.
It also has to be tough for the rest of the league to find out that yet another mutant Eagle has the voice of an angel every single year. First it was 6'8" Jordan Mailata, now it's 335 lb Jordan Davis. Turns out that all the Jordies on the team are absolute demons on and off the field.
Hope everyone has the Eagles Christmas album ready to go on repeat for the next 25 days. Go Birds.