Every NBA Team Should Be Tanking For Mohamed Dabone, A Freak 6'9" 12-Year Old Who Is Kicking Everyone's Ass In Europe

Hold on, obligatory here: 

Okay got that out of the way. Now, WHAT THE FUCK MAN. You're telling me this guy is 12-years old? Why isn't he in the NBA right now. Forget the rule about having to be a certain age, look at how he plays. He could go get a couple buckets right now. I've already forgotten about Wemby and Chet and all these other freaks that are taking over the league. It's time to tank for Mohamed Dabone. Just need a 6-year plan and it's right here. Start building around him, hell he's already playing in the Barcelona organization, so you know he'll be fine. Find out who his friends are. Find out who is favorite young players are. 

I really want to believe this guy is 12. I do. I've been on the Internet for far too long not to by cynical though. Hell, we have a guy in the NBA right now in Buddy Hield who lied about his age. I was there for the Danny Almonte saga. But I want to see this kid actually be 12. I want to believe in something during the Christmas season damnit. 

Hilarious he's playing for the U-15 team and putting up these numbers. Again, let him play against the men. Put him on the A team and let him go to work. We gotta see how a 12-year old looks when they are built like this. I mean he's fucking good. He's not just a giant human being who was apparently born in 2011. If this is the future of basketball, we're fucked. My kids aren't gonna be 6'9", hell they'll be 5'9" on a good day when they are old. Time to focus on golf. 

I love the tweet saying he has scary upside. Uhh ya think? Look at him! He's a monster out there. Dude is out here draining threes, flying through the air to block shots and throwing down dunks with ease. Of course he has scary upside. He's listed as a 12-year old!