QB1: Jake Browning Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass About Aliens, He's Too Busy Trying To Figure Out This Whole Earth Thing

Well this right here is why I'm starting to think Jake Browning can be QB1 in this league. Everywhere we look it's aliens this and aliens that. Yeah, well, have we ever thought about Earth? That's what Browning is trying to figure out. We got a million weirdos walking around this place, hell even this company, and we're worried about aliens? Let's figure out how the hell some of the stuff actually works here first. 

Don't get me wrong. I'm in on aliens. I prefer not to be abducted or deal with them, but I'm starting to get tired of hearing about them. Every single story is some sign that they are here. Well, show us! I mean just start walking among us or something. Give us a sign and doing something with the NFL is a good start. We already know the NFL is a marketing giant. You can't go anywhere without people talking about the NFL. It's America at its finest. 

The only thing missing here is Browning going full football guy and saying he's worried about the Chiefs. He's trying to figure out how to read the Spags defense. That would be a true QB1 reply and probably something a head coach would say. I'd see Antonio Pierce doing something like that without a doubt. 

But either way Jake Browning is sick and tired of this alien talk. We're onto Earth.