Chris Russo's Unintentional Comedy Is Next Level After He Worries About The Weather In Dallas For Packers-Cowboys Despite The Stadium Having A Roof And Falls For A Fake Report That Andy Reid Is Retiring Before Today's Chiefs Game
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Where should we start? Maybe let's first set the stage that Chris Russo is the most unintentionally hilarious person on the planet. If you need any further proof of that read this or this Or watch the best clip ever when he asks his co host if Daredevil a film about a blind crime fighter was a true story.
Man is a national treasure.
Ok so back to the clips.
The first clip of Russo ranting about the weather in Dallas and saying they will deal with the elements, and that he will wait and see on the weather is just so perfectly Chris Russo. Absolutely zero regard that the place has a dome. Just zero. I mean zero clue Dallas has a dome. It's so amazingly unintentionally hilarious because you know he isn't doing a bit he's just truthfully reading out NFL weathers and mentions it's cold in Dallas. "Ughhhh Chris any word on the dome?" Nope. Just amazing.
Even more amazing that Francesa, another goat, also slipped his mind once about the dome in Dallas.
Hey shit happens.
Clip #2 he signs off his show saying Andy Reid is going to retire soon. Now when I say soon you would think at the end of the seaon and that may make sense, he's getting older, won his rings, had a lot of family issues, etc etc. But no .. when he meant soon he meant as in today. Yes Chris Russo was claiming Reid was going to retire BEFORE a playoff game. THE DAY BEFORE A PLAYOFF GAME.
So perfect it's from a fake Adam Schefter account. Just so perfect. PERFECT. The fact it's via Facebook .. chef's kiss.
Hey look on the bright side … at least he didn't claim Captain Kangaroo was a war hero and Mister Rogers was a "lethal killer".
Shoutout Funhouse … one of the best guys to interact with on here. Terrific follow.