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NOT GOOD: Eagles AJ Brown Officially Ruled OUT For Playoff Opener In Tampa Bay

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Well, shit. We knew it wasn't looking good for #11, anyways, but there was some hope he'd suit up for Wildcard Weekend. Not anymore. Hey, good thing the starters were forced to half-ass it for mojo purposes during the meaningless Week 18 embarrassing loss vs. the Giants! Real super motivational call right there by Coach Nick. 

At least DeVonta Smith is back practicing so the Eagles won't be completely desolate at WR. It might not matter because of the rain and Jalen Hurts' dislocated digit, but it's something. Always gotta have hope. In fact, maybe AJ can at least give us an update on social media while wishing his team good luck…

Or not. Oh well. Again, may the Eagles give us all the glory or all the mercy. Nothing in-between. 

Go Birds.