Tyreek Hill Insists He HASN'T Filed for Divorce After Just Two Months of Marriage. The Court Where He Filed for Divorce Begs to Differ.

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Perhaps no one in public life has had a couple of months like Tyreek Hill has. No one defines the colloquial use of the word extra like he does. With him, there's never a dull moment. Never a half measure. He's all in, all the time.

Whether it's having the best season his 8-year career at the age of 29, with highs in receptions (119), yards (1,799) and touchdowns (13). Or finally finding his Miss Right and getting married in November. Only to have it revealed that he's been just as productive off the field as on it:

Then he avoided a near catastrophe: 

… when everyone made it out of his house safely. 

And with all that going on in his life and the Dolphins season over for a week and a half, you'd think that this would be the perfect time for Hill to lay low. Do what newlyweds do. Take it easy. Sleep in. Spend some weekends curled up by the fireplace with good books. Find some new series that has couples appeal and binge it. Get going on those Thank You notes. Perhaps get to know his three new babies. Just take a great big dive into the middle of Lake Marriage and enjoy a little much-needed Us Time. 

According to published reports though, Hill has stayed busy. Specifically, going to court to end his marriage basically before it's begun. Which are reports he denies:

Yeah, about that. You can wish for the world to not know you're personal business all you want. But marriage isn't personal business. It's a legal status. Which makes it a matter of public record. And means it leaves a paper trail that any journo can confirm with just a couple of clicks:

Source - An unexpected kerfuffle emerged on Tuesday, when multiple publications reported that Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill has filed a petition for divorce and Hill disputed it on social media. If Hill has a beef, it’s with the Circuit Clerk of Broward County, Florida.

The website, which can be easily searched, shows that Hill filed a petition for dissolution of marriage on Monday. It shows that Gary F. Cellitti, Jr. is the lawyer representing Hill.

It shows that a summons was issued to La Keeta Jo Ann Vaccaro on Tuesday. … Regardless, it wasn’t a lie. It wasn’t fake news. Hill filed for divorce on Monday.

I'm not about to let this destroy my faith in the trustworthiness of what All Pros say on X to their 943.4K followers. He might have just made a mistake. Perhaps he forgot he hired Attorney Cellitti to file this petition for him. Maybe he just got confused because he's obviously got a lot going on in a lot of Family & Probate courts. Goodness knows all those paternity cases give him so much to keep track of that it makes Mike McDaniel's offense seem like child's play. 

Whatever the reason for Hill's denial, you've got to feel for the man. Either his love of women and hatred of birth control cost him his marriage. Or a week into his offseason he finally got a taste of what being a full time stay-at-home husband is all about and decided it's not for him. That's for him to work out, and none of our business. All we know for sure is that once the marriage is nullified, he'll have all the time between now and the start of Dolphins camp to find a few more Miss Rights. 

Ladies, Tyreek Hill's contract is about to be up, and he'll be hitting the Sexual Free Agency market once again. Let the tampering period begin!