We Can All Agree That People Are Going To Try To Fuck This "Dune 2" Popcorn Bucket, Right?
Men have been on planet Earth for thousands of years at this point. And for thousands of years, we've been attempting to put our dicks in absolutely everything. I'd be willing to bet there's not a single item in the world that at least one man hasn't attempted to fuck at some point. There are billions of us in the world, somebody has attempted to stick their dick inside of everything.
Which is why there is simply no way someone could make a sandworm attachment to a popcorn bucket for the premier of Dune 2, and not immediately realize that somebody out there is going to attempt to put their piece inside of that thing. If we had odds on someone getting arrested at the theaters while watching Dune 2 for public masturbation, it would be at -15000 right now. That's not even taking into consideration that the cast is sexy as fuck. Zendaya, Florence Pugh, Rebecca Ferguson, Timothée Chalamet, Austin Butler, Christopher Walken. That's 6 of the most beautiful people in the world all up on the screen, and you're practically giving everybody in the theater a fleshlight from Teeth.
Moral of the story is that if you thought movie theater floors were sticky enough already, you don't even know what's about to hit you once Dune 2 comes out. Might be best to just wait for that one to hit the streaming platforms.