Love Is DEAD: Huge Podcaster Bobbi Althoff And Her Husband Have Filed For Divorce

Listen, I can see the comments already under this post. "Bobbi who?" "Huge podcaster? We only listen to Loud & Complicit with Kayce Smith and Liz" "You aren't Keegs or Gia stop reporting divorce news". I get all that. But I've crunched the numbers on Bobbi Althoff and her rise and her SEO (search engine optimization, Google it nerd) is off the charts. She's a numbies machine:

I said "so unless you live under a rock" in my first blog about her and I sorta meant it. Her rise in 2023 was meteoric, if you want me to put it in Barstool terms, it was Ohio's Tate if he became as big as Portnoy in like 6 months. He didn't and he's just going to be a measly blogger like the rest of us, but you get my point. And Bobbi is legitimately a walking viral industry plant. I don't want to report on her divorce, because let's be honest, statistics show us this is extremely common and I can imagine a relationship's dynamics changing heavily when your partner becomes a legitimate celebrity basically overnight. There were rumors, very unsubstantiated ones at that, of a Drake affair like a year ago and now some on the Internet are doing a parade thinking they're right. Who knows. But I have to report this because that's just the type of AI blogger I am. 

So the details are extremely limited, but judging off Bobbi's post this seems to be a (relatively) amicable divorce. The good news is you may never hear anything else about this, considering she's already trying to privatize her persona as much as she can. The bad news? Well, love is dead and this one gets added to the tickler file of celebrity divorces and gives no recourse for helpless romantics like I'm sure we all are. 

P.S. John Rich banger about Bobbi like 5 months ago: