The 'Sasquatch Sunset' Trailer Dropped & It's Looking Like Literal Porn For Cryptozoology Fans

For context purposes I will begin this blog with the official Merriam-Webster definition of Cryptozoology which happens to be "the study of and search for animals and especially legendary animals (such as Sasquatch) usually in order to evaluate the possibility of their existence". So basically for us dumb dumbs out there cryptozoology is the study of animals or entities that may or may not exist ie the Chupacabra (a creepy satanic critter known to roam around Mexico), The New Jersey Devil (not the hockey team a lá Frank the Tank but the half horse/half bat mythical creature they were named after), Mothman (a huge moth dude known to roam around West Virginia and its surrounding states), the Loch Ness Monster (this is like explaining who MJ is to a basketball fan as everyone knows Nessie), or a Sasquatch! 

So if you couldn't tell I've always been a big fan of Cryptozoology and everything about it solely because its just interesting as all hell. Could these things actually be roaming amongst us? Could we be stupid enough to not yet find a amphibious dinosaur in a Scottish lake after all this time? Could all the old Bigfoot/Sasquatch photos be fake? Who the fuck knows though the idea of all it really fascinates me to the point of being starstruck by the Sasquatch himself.

AND now us cryptid fans are lucky enough to have a movie coming out that's directly right up our alleys starring Riley Keough and Jesse Eisenberg as, well, sasquatches! Not too shabby. The trailer doesn't give much away other than at times it may be literal sasquatch porn as shockingly enough the sasquatches seem to enjoy sex just as much as much humans and the rest seems like it'll be following their daily life as sasquatches. Will there be subtitles? Will they just say fuck it and have 'em speak english? Will we just be hearing grunts the whole time? Who the hell knows? Though all I do know is my cryptid-loving ass will be there on opening night to see them do their thing.