MMA Aficionado Mark Zuckerberg Is In The House For UFC 298

Local MMA prospect/billionaire Mark Zuckerberg is in the house for UFC 298 in Anaheim tonight! Nice to see a big tech mogul actually show up to the fights, unlike Elon who seemingly told Dana he was gonna be at the Apex last week and no showed!

Casual.

Zuckerberg is full blown obsessed with MMA at this point - so much so that he's competing in tournaments, recently tore his ACL training, and META had to put out a statement to investors more-or-less saying he could die in the cage one of these days, so just be aware of that....

….and who could forget when his "effortful grunting" that was mistaken as snoring after being choked out in competition (which definitely did not happen)….

Zuckerberg has done a couple videos with Alexander Volkanovski in the past, training with him and Adesanya….

….and "sparring" together in the Metaverse….

….so I assume Mark is there to support Volkanovski (and Mackenzie Dern, who his wife loves) - but hey, CM Punk is in the crowd too! 

Maybe these "injuries" of theirs are actually just works so they could keep the real UFC 300 main event under wraps!

You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts! Zuck vs Punk! UFC 300! If Elon's gonna keep ducking him, someone's gotta step up!

(Kidding, obviously - get well soon Punk!)

Seriously tho - I would love to fight Mark Zuckerberg in his MMA debut. I'd be a real easy win to pad his record, I'd talk a lot of shit in the build up, and I might even make him appear tan by comparison. I'm the perfect opponent. Let me know, Mark.