'His Pocket Was Collapsing' - Somehow ChiefsAHolic's Lawyer Is Real And He Can't Stop Delivering Incredible Speeches Filled With Football Puns

Starting to think this guy has a type

Fast forward to today and ChiefsAHolic plead guilty and faces up to 50 years in jail

Hard to see him getting away with less with this guy ahem playing quarterback for him. I mean, sure, applying everything to football usually plays. I'd say I'd prefer a lawyer who speaks like a nerd, saves me some time in jail and wears better suits. Basically, give me My Cousin Vinny who is more well-spoken. That's the type of guy I want in my corner when the pocket is collapsing. 

That said, I can't believe he goes from calling him his legal name of Xaviar to talking about him as ChiefsAHolic. Of course that guy LOVES Chiefs Kingdom, don't think you need to bring that up. But, it's Hail Mary time - see how easy it is? Maybe play into the fact the man was dressed like a wolf and went nuts during Chiefs games. That'll rally Kansas City behind him. 

I can't believe this guy is a real lawyer. I've hear him speak twice and each time I left with the same thought process. That can't be a good feeling for ChiefsAHolic.