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This Brutal Answer Proves That Sean Payton Is The Happiest Person In America Since He No Longer Has To Deal With Russ Wilson

That's one of the most brutal no's I've ever heard. It's up there with a girl telling you no when you ask her to dinner or prom or something like that. Just direct, no hesitation, glad that guy is outta here no. That's a man who regrets nothing about wasting millions of dollars - not his money. Then again, we should have known this was coming: 

There may not be a happier man in America than Sean Payton. Sure, the Broncos still probably stink and have no idea who their starting quarterback will be yet. But he doesn't have to deal with Russ. Sean Payton has been waiting for this moment since he took over the Broncos. He gets his guy and all that shit now. 

But you can't watch that video and have any other takeaway besides how happy he is. Again, that no is brutal. No hesitation, no questioning, no concern about anything besides setting the record straight. Russ can cost all this money but he ain't my problem anymore. See ya, pal. 

Honestly, this is what I want to see. I don't want the 'oh we thank Russ for his time, good luck with the Steelers.' Fuck that. Give me the honest answer. Guess what? People who work together aren't friends. Shocking, I know. But no matter the job you're not best friends with everyone. In fact you probably can't stand a person or two. Those people would have the same answer as Sean. I'm just bored with all the same sort of shit we get whenever there's a divorce like this. But Sean Payton? He don't care. That man is the happiest dude in America.