Jason Kelce Still Looks Like He Has Gas In The Tank After Opening A Can Of Whoop Ass At Wrestlemania
Hulk Hogan. Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rock. The Undertaker. Jason Kelce.
The biggest stars in wrestling always have the biggest moments at Wrestlemania. Truth be told, I don't know that for certain because I'm not a huge wrestling guy. Can you believe that Rey Mysterio is still wrestling? I don't think I've actually watched a wrestling event since 2003. Dude was going at it then and that was over 20 years ago at this point. Dude is damn near 50 years old. He might be the most impressive 49-year-old on the planet.
But I digress....
Fact of the matter here is that Wrestlemania is at Lincoln Financial Field this year. And if anybody is going to be getting their ass kicked at the Linc, it's going to be by the hands of Jason Kelce and Lane Johnson. Two of the baddest dudes to ever step foot in that stadium. As Aristotle once said, "if you want to be the champ, you have to take out the champ". If you want to win at Wrestlemania in Lincoln Financial Field, you need to take down Jason Kelce and Lane Johnson. This sorry sack of shit going up against Rey Mysterio clearly couldn't handle Fat Batman and the Lane Train. Get lost, bozo.
All I'll say is that if Jason Kelce can open up a can of whoop ass like that at Wrestlemania in retirement, there's no doubt in my mind that he can jump back on the roster in week 10 next season to lead the Eagles on another run to the Super Bowl.
Sidenote: Tarps off. Feeling the flow. legends.