Here We Go Again: Zach Johnson Can't Handle Patrons Clapping, Gets Caught Telling Them To 'Fuck Off' After A Triple Bogey On 12

This fucking guy. I never felt a specific way about Zach Johnson, that is until the Ryder Cup. I was livid at Zach Johnson during the Ryder Cup. Then Scottsdale happened: 

People chalked this up to the fans being drunk as hell during the Waste Management. Fine, you at least had that argument. But now we're talking about 12 at Augusta! You can't run at Augusta, you can't have phones at Augusta, nothing. It's a calm place that doesn't feel like real life when you're there. And Zach Johnson can't handle clapping. Clapping! We're not talking about heckling or a screaming match, clapping - sarcastic or not. 

This is just getting sad. I know Trent loves ZJ, but my man needs to do something, anything that makes him likable fast. It's, dare I say, pathetic? It seems pathetic. Throwing a hissy fit like this at 12 when you missed the putts. Buddy, you've been playing here long enough, you know the patrons clap after every hole. Maybe don't triple 12? That seems the logical outcome here. 

Oh and if you're going to throw your ball in the water you better chuck that thing. No angrily throwing a ground ball to 3rd. I want people speculating if your shoulder popped out because you hurled it. That's what we all do anyways! Everyone has thrown a ball into the water after a 3-putt. But you throw it, be an athlete, Zach! And for sure stop crying about patrons and telling them to fuck off.