GREAT News, Fellas: Ana de Armas Is Officially Single

Slow morning here at Barstool HQ in NYC. The city felt a little still today, until I was walking past Meek Phil's desk and he was taping pictures of Ana de Armas to his cubicle. I'm as big of a fan as the next, so I thought I somehow missed a movie release this last weekend, until he whispered "just give me a chance". Kinda weird but whatever, and so after some research, I've learned that there's no better source than "Every Movie Plug" to tell us the current status of her relationship. 

The kids these days fawn over Sydney Sweeney. I get it. I really do. But Ana de Armas would be on my Mount Rushmore and it may be her four times. I'm probably biased towards my fellow Spaniards, but it may not even be close in comparison. She's so big time that two men who rented "Yesterday" sued Universal for false advertising a few years ago because they said they were cheated out of $4 each after they took Ana out of the final cut:

That's aura. Not sure it worked out in their favor there, but imagine being so popular that men will legit sue because you got taken out of a movie and they only bought it to see you? Special.

Anyway, get out your best Instagram DM and shoot your shot before it's too late. Dion Waiters once told us that he'd rather go 0-30 than 0-9 because that means you kept shooting instead of losing confidence. Good luck out there.