Eagles New CB Cooper DeJean’s High School Basketball Highlights Prove White Men Can Indeed Jump

THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN!!! Nobody told us The Great White Coop not only played football but also pledged to Phi-Slamma-Jamma during his time at Iowa. Good for him. This is quite the athletic specimen the Eagles drafted. It's incredible to think he fell, actually. The Eagles really, really, REALLY needed corners and ended up getting basically the Top 2 in the draft. Unreal. Howie is in his bag. 

Basketball aside, Cooper ain't too shabby at football, either. He might just be the best pigskin specimen in the state of Iowa since we all laid eyes on a young and outstanding corn husker/fucker named Trent Ryan. 

PS - Brandon Graham is the damn man. Remember when everybody and their mother in the Delaware Valley, myself included, rode this man's saddle for a good 5+ years of his career because his name wasn't Earl Thomas? Shame on us, people. Shame on us. And yes, either you had that take or you just weren't an Eagles fan. That's just the way it was.