LeBron James, Mark Wahlberg, and The Kardashians Are All Expected To Be In Cleveland Tonight To See.....The Cavs Lose By 50?

LeBron going to the Cavs game....? Huh? Why? And does he know Donovan Mitchell has been ruled out? It'd be one thing if he were coming back to northeast Ohio to scout out a potential new landing spot for him and his son, checking out a team that is an All-Star wing away from being a title contender. But it appears he's actually going to come watch Donovan sit the bench for the last time in Cleveland before we ship him off in the off-season. It'd be one thing if this was going to be a close game tonight, but he's coming to see what's left of the Cavs starters sit the entire 4th. Just a weird move, in my opinion. And the only thing weirder than getting eliminated from the NBA Playoffs in the first round and then flying across the country to watch your former team's game, in which they will undoubtedly get beat by 50, would if you did it with.....

The Kardashians? What the fuck? How many of them? Obviously there's the Tristan and Khloe connection but like, the way that is worded, are we about to see Kim K courtside watching the Cavs......lose by 50? This makes no sense. And to add to the nonsense, it appears there are more celebrities joining the party.

What a fucking cast of characters all coming to watch the Darius Garland led Cavs get trounced on a Monday night in May. Who's next, Drake? Lady Gaga? Oprah? It just seems like we're piecing together an NBA Finals type crowd for a second round ass kicking that doesn't even have our best player suiting up. 

The way I see it, the only way to make this trip worth it for these celebrities would be to toss LeBron an old #23 jersey and let him play tonight. Who says no? Celtics would still be favored by 10+ and this game goes from something that everyone turns off by halftime into must watch television.