There Is A Secret Auction Happening For Jeffrey Epstein's "Little Black Book", and I Need Portnoy To Get In And Win The Thing

Global News - A second “black book” belonging to disgraced financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is set to hit the auction block, revealing the names of 221 previously undisclosed people.

The auctioneers, Alexander Historical Auctions, have announced there are previously unknown contacts among the book’s 400 entries — but it’s important to note that the book up for auction is not the same as the infamous 2004 book currently in the hands of the FBI.

According to the Daily Beast, which first broke the story, the second black book is believed to be from 1997 and was reportedly found on Fifth Avenue in New York City’s East Village by a female musician in the 1990s. She put the book in storage, but it took until 2020 for her to realize it might have links to Epstein.

It will go up for sale May 15 and include a forensic examiner’s report verifying its authenticity. Bidders are being assured that their identities will be kept secret.

“There are no comparables for the sale of this kind of relic. But, based on my experience, if I’m pressed to offer a price I would think it would be US$100,000 to $200,000, and up,” Bill Panagopulos, owner of the auction house, told Daily Beast.

“This criminal relic undoubtedly still has many stories to tell for those who want to do the digging,” he continued in an interview with The Sunday Times. Jeffrey Epstein was the epitome of evil and this book should be forever kept as evidence of his awful crimes.”

Among the famous names reportedly in the book are former U.S. president Donald Trump, billionaire New York businessman John Catsimatidis, and Suzanne Ircha, co-owner of the New York Jets.

“Other notables within include current presidential candidate Robert Kennedy, Jr., attorney Alan Dershowitz, Frederic Fekkai, Christy Hefner, Sen. Edward Kennedy, and many dozens of other giants in the fields of finance, manufacturing, real estate, politics, film, television, law, fashion design, and so on,” writes the auction house in a press release, adding that 94 of the names bear black, hand-applied checkmarks, and five have been highlighted in yellow.

I know Dave hasn't read the blog he owns in like 10 years but I'm gonna pitch him Shark Tank style on this idea anyways.

Hear me out. 

First off, if this isn't the shadiest shit you've heard in a while you must be into some deep, dark stuff. 

A "secret auction" with undisclosed names and total anonymity for a book linking some of the most powerful men and women in the world to one of the worst and biggest heads of a criminal sex trafficking ring in history? 

You mean like the yacht scene in Taken instead of young virgins, it's a little black book?

I would think this would be considered criminal evidence and kind of too important for some random millionaire to possess, but I'm just an idiot conspiracy theorist. What do I know?

So since it is being auctioned off, and our fearless leader Dave is a big fan of winning random shit in auctions, I think this is right in his wheelhouse.

(Sidebar - real og's remember the time he sent Delo to Providence to win Schilling's bath robe (and soap) in his estate auction)

The guy just dropped a million bucks on AMC and Gamestop this week getting in late to the party 

so even if this thing goes for $300-400k it's a bargain by comparison.

Think about the caché owning this little book brings with it. 

I think it would instantly make Dave the most powerful person in the world. 

He would never have to worry about one of these cumstains like Henry Blodgett disparaging him ever again because of the amount of ammo he would have on pretty much anybody and everybody in the media and positions of power. And the best part is only the people with dirt on their hands would know they are in that book. They'd have no idea which friends, bosses, and fellow party members are in there so Dave would be basically untouchable. 

It's a no brainer. 

There is 0.0% doubt in my mind one of, or a group of the scumbags who appear in this thing are conspiring to win this thing and burn it asap. Probably at Bohemian Grove. 

This is a great opportunity for a hero to step up and snipe this thing and shine some light on the real power players behind the scenes. 

p.s. - Billy and I are talking about doing an Audiocraic episode on Friday about this when I'm in NYC. So standby for more on this breaking story. 

p.p.s. - it is fucking criminal what Dev Nest did to our old blog and that we can't pull up anything worth a shit from back in the day. Thank God for Mario and the This Day In Barstool account.