Pete Weber Deserves An Academy Award For His Role In The Browns Schedule Release Video
Look I'm not going to say the Browns won the 2024 schedule release, as I see that we already have blogs proclaiming that both the Falcons and the Chargers have won. So although I do believe the argument could be had that the Browns actually pieced together the best story of all 32 teams, I only want to deal with FACTS in this blog. And one thing that I'm very certain of is that the Best Cameo Award from the entire event goes to Pete Weber, who the Browns secured to come into the bowling alley and drop his most famous line.
What do you think an in-person "Who do you think you are??? I am!!!" costs these days? I'm guessing…..two thousand? But I could also be ridiculously low, and Pete Weber could've just cashed in 5 figures for about 5 minutes worth of work. Plus, he probably got to keep these ELITE bowling shoes, shirt, ball, and ball bag.
Damn, the more I look at that scene, the more convinced I am that the Browns actually did have the best schedule release video. Best cameo, and best cheap shots at our rivals with more than just the low hanging fruit of "your Tight End dates a billionaire singer named Taylor Swift". We took the Steelers most prized possession and literally wiped our balls with them.
As well as making fun of Lamar Jackson for pooping his pants mid-game!
I'm not even going to mention the Bengals because I do not consider them a rival, nor a problem in the division. Bookmark that one.