Once Again, The Chargers Had The Best Schedule Release Video Highlighted By Putting Harrison Butker In The Kitchen

For the last few years, the Chargers have been the kings of the schedule release. Anime was the theme the last two years, and this year they moved to the sims which worked out great. I'll actually start at the end, where they have a very timely jab at the Bussin' Boys Best Friend, Harrison Butker. 

After his big speech on how chicks should be homemakers, the chargers have him in the kitchen doin work. Side note, it's very funny that Butkers mom is a medical physicist at Emory University’s department of radiation oncology specializing in brachytherapy and Gamma Knife medical physics care. Anyway, lets get to it! 

RAIDERS 

Straightforward and to the point, mock the clown franchise. The only thing I wish they did was make fun of their HORRIBLE social team that constantly fucks up. Highlighted this year by posting a clip of their new WR with the caption "Speed Kills". 

PANTHERS 

A great reference to Cam Newton getting jumped by a group of dudes (and also his bizarro style of typing). 

STEELERS 

Russell Wilson showing up to the steelers house, which has the logo highly protected thanks to Minkah Fitzpatrick, only to be pissed off when Fields show up. 

CHIEFS 

Travis and Jason talking about one of the formers stupid tweets before Swift shows up and whisks him off for a 20 mile trip on the private jet like the environmentally conscious queen she is. 

Bye Week

The three things Herbert loves outside of football. Grilling meat, golf and fishing. He really is one of us. 

BRONCOS

Nice and simple. That old dullard Sean Payton showing up to his owner's store (Walmart) and trying to return every player on his roster so that he can build his own squad of players that choke in the playoffs for a decade straight. 

CARDINALS 

Another easy punch down making fun of the QB carousel in Arizona leading into Murray, who still doesn't seem to be on solid footing. 

SAINTS 

Angel Reese, a streaker, a poster of the pelicans tweet of Stephen A Smith's stat sheet, fatass Zion getting caught eating food. All bangers. Then capping it off with the falcons fan (this might be somebody specific and I'm missing the reference) picking up the voodoo doll to curse them with Kevin James playing Sean Payton. 

BROWNS 

The Browns factory of sadness (with a great reference off to the right to the Cleveland tourism video from way back. Also all the little brownie the elves working on new quarterbacks with their acheivements on the wall like LeBron's NBA title and a clipping of the time Jamar Chase said "we just lost to some elves". 

TITANS

The repo man driving past the bussin with the boys crew to liquidate the franchises last remaining asset in Derrick Henry. I also love the reference to the Titans release schedule etched into the walls (probably the second best release schedule video after the Chargers'). Also the cops hanging around the chair is, I assume, a reference to Morgan Wallen throwing the chair at the cops (don't show this to Caleb).

BENGALS 

Joe Brrr leading his harem of women to 7/11 (remember Chase's chain?) then going to the Cincinnati zoo and getting eaten. I was sure a harambe reference was coming…

RAVENS 

They presumably didn't go too hard on them since the half the ravens roster and staff is now on the chargers. I did like the Lamar Jackson "johnny" on the computer, though. 

FALCONS 

Kirko chainz DJing at the club among all the Atlanta hip hop elite. The walls are covered with Georgia memes like the body painted fan and the 'Who tf did I marry" lady. Outside the club is a 28 for $3 special and an ad for the stupid Hawks onlyfans ad. All of the sudden Michael Penix Jr shows up and spoils the fun…

CHIEFS x2

Chiefsaholic, who is a perfect represnetation of all Chiefs fan, getting convicted in court by judge Pat McAfee and AJ Hawk in front of his adoring fans which include Mamma Kelce in her split jersey. 

BUCS 

Another simple one. Baker livin in the stadium setting fire to the whole place. Picture of AB running out of the endzone shirtless off to the right. Can't figure out what the pic to the left is, though. 

BRONCOS x2

The broncos heading to the wishing well and having to pick between good uniforms, a good QB or cap space, picking the last one and ending up with dead cap instead (they are eating $53 million this year from Wilson alone). 

PATRIOTS 

The patriots retirement home featuring a poopy pants Paul Pierce in the wheelchair out front. The house is covered in pats references including the acronym PSI and Belichick's dog, Nike making picks. Also the much maligned lighthouse. Brady is painting his bizarro selfie before the game asks if they'd like to restart.

RAIDERS x2

Lastly, the clown, criminal raider fans celebrating the time they beat down the Chargers backups last year and helped the franchise rid themselves of Staley and Telesco. The later is the deputy on duty. Lastly on the bulletin board we have a classic Family, Trust, Respect aka Fuck The Raiders. 

In the post-credits, we got the butker bit plus the these two. 

Braxton Berrios doing a makeup tutorial with Alix Earle and the conspiracy theorist Aaron Rodgers getting an alien baby. 

Like usual, the Chargers absolutely crushed it. It's especially cool that they put in the extra work to get the Butker bit in last second.