Good To See Darren Waller Is Getting Ready For The Season By Dropping A Bizarre Music Video About His Divorce From Kelsey Plum

Cool, totally normal stuff here. Mind you the Giants have no idea if Darren Waller is retiring or not, part of the reason we drafted Theo Johnson. But, yeah man, this is how you prepare for an NFL season. You have some autotune song and music video all about your divorce from Kelsey Plum. This is our new boat picture until we win something. That's all I can think about. It doesn't even matter if Waller retires or not, this will be used against us weekly. Great times. Fun times. 

I don't know how people individually deal with getting divorced. To each their own basically, none of my business. But I'm a Giants fan who has constantly seen updates that no one knows if Waller is retiring or not. That's annoying as shit. That impacts my life, because, well, I care about my teams. Sue me. That's what fans do. It's not even that I think Darren Waller is still awesome, I just want as many bodies out there as possible. This might sound crazy, but I want to see a few wins, maybe even some. It's a breath of fresh air after last year. 

Like I said, I don't care if you deal with stuff like this differently. Hell, look at how Ohio's Tate blogged about how Kelsey Plum handled it vs Darren Waller: 

Either Waller needs to officially retire and make all the music he wants or cut the shit and get to training camp. Everyone knows we need reps and not guys dropping passes left and right. I don't care if he's catching from Jones, Lock or DeVito, just any quarterback since there's a legit chance we see all three this year at some point. I just want to watch a fairly normal, somewhat decent football team again. I don't ask for much, just some regular ass football games.