All Things Considered, Jets WR Malachi Corley Has Some Of The Nicest Handwriting In NFL History
Nothing ever looked like more of a foreign language than a girl's notebook in middle school. The penmanship was pristine. There were different colors flying around everywhere, but with a sense of controlled chaos. You never understood how it was possible. It's like their pencils were writing in a different font than yours. The asterisks, the underlines. And somehow they wrote with these gel pens that never seemed to smear at all.
We just continued to take the most dog shit notes on the most crumpled up piece of loose leaf paper we could find at the bottom of our book bag. We never figured out how they did it.
But Jets' rookie wide receiver Malachi Corley apparently did.
I mean look at that. I've seen some people throw the term "zesty" out there. I've seen people say that he takes notes like a nursing major. Say what you want about Malachi Corley, but the man has cracked the code. The colors, the curvature of the font, the highlights. He figured it out. Even down to the squiggly little cloud thing. You shouldn't be allowed to have handwriting that nice AND be able to rep out 225 27 times.
Sidenote: There's never going to be a need for another SpyGate again if players are just going to blast their offensive schemes all over social media.