NYC Is Declaring It The Summer Of The Threesome ... Bonus -Stu Feiner and Nicky Smokes Rules For Threesomes
NY Post - Good things come in threes — at least according to these naughty New Yorkers.
Aroused by warmer weather and emboldened by the new ménage à trois movie “Challengers,” many Manhattanites are setting their sights on a threesome this summer.
“I wonder if it’s drilling threesomes into our subconscious,” Upper East Side resident Ruby Archbold, 27, told The Post of the steamy sports drama that has already grossed $80 million at the global box office.
“Challengers,” starring Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist, details a love triangle between a trio of tennis players, with the frisky flick’s most iconic — and erotic — scene showing the lead actress sharing a three-way kiss with her two male co-stars on the edge of a bed.
The risqué movie has inspired thousands of social media memes and even prompted one pundit to declare the upcoming season as “The Summer of the Threesome.”
“I’m new to threesomes; my first one was about a month and a half ago,” Greenpoint resident Emily Kelly*, 27, told The Post.
I saw Challengers and thought it was a not great movie if we're being honest. However, it's hard to argue there is one scene that left people talking and it's the threesome scene. So much so that NYC is being declared the summer of the threesome. Now I personally have no experience in the world of the threesome, but I can see the allure. If you do it right it's double the fun, or a bonding experience between you and a friend that will live on forever.
However there can always be downside. Look no further than Turtle and Drama.
With all that said, I felt with myself having no experience with the matter, I figured I would reach out to the guys I assume are the biggest threesome guys in the company … Nicky Smokes and Stu Feiner.
Here are there replies when asked for their rules for Threesomes:
Nicky Smokes
1 - Two girls one guy
2- guys face get rode while other girl rides him
3- everyone off coke
4- 15/15/30
5- everyone has to cum
Stu Feiner
1- Have to be bi
2- have to allow fist fucking
3- have to prove on birth control
4- never any contact after- it's a one time thing
5- don't brag how great I am, I don't have time to hear it
Thank you guys for your time. And without further ado, an appropriate video to end the blog.