Ok Team, All We Need To Do Is Find The Next $NVDA And We'll All Be Zillionaires

Alright team, huddle up. Easy task today. All we need to do is figure out what company is the next Nvidia. It's not really asking much. We just need to put our heads together, hit the books, read some charts, and figure out what company in 25 years will give us a 591,000% return on our investment. 

This really shouldn't be too hard. If I know anything, it's that everyone on the internet is a financial expert. There are so many brilliant minds who could be the next Warren Buffet if they felt like it, but instead they spend their time anonymously trolling on Twitter or commenting on r/WSB. It's an easier life than being a billionaire, that's for sure. But I need you guys to all come to a decision, like electing a new pope. I need green smoke to come out of the internet pipes when the decision is made- what is the next big stock? What will make us rich??? Because NVDA did nothing for the first 20 years and now everyone who bought it pre-2020 is a zillionaire.

Unfortunately I was 11 years old in 1999, but I'm not 11 years old anymore. I'm slightly older and ready and willing to turn $10k into $59 million. Just need Elizabeth Warren or someone to tell me what to buy. But since I don't have a direct line to Wardog, I need you guys to take her place.

There's nothing as great as hitting big on an investment. I'll give 2 examples, one "duh", and one lucky:

1) I originally bought $919.26 of Apple in May of 2016. That $919.26 is up 824%, meaning it's now worth $8,494.52. Pretty good! It's really the pure definition of "time in the market, not timing the market". Buy good companies and hold. I've continuously bought Apple over the years and am up 140% on it. Easy!

2) During the pandemic I read about a company called Scorpio Tankers whose stock was crashing because they transport petroleum and the demand for it was way down. So I bought a some of that and low and behold I'm up 336% on it. In reality, none of us invested heavy enough during the Pandemic. It's easy to look back in retrospect, but in the moment nobody knew how long that shit was going to continue. But man, what a stock buying opportunity we had. 

On the other side, I also got suckered by Chamath and the SPACs and lost a decent amount of money in those. That was an expensive lesson- meme stocks usually don't work out, and Chamath is a crook and should be in jail.

But I'm ready to play the game again. Let's find the next $NVDA. Readyyyyy, break!