Bill Belichik's Smokehouse Brisket Slider Of A Girlfriend Is Catching ALL The Hate From Her Bitter Miss USA Pageant Pals

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Move over, Jerry Thornton, you goddamn Galapagos Tortoise. Two can blog at that game—the game of Bill Belichik's 24-year-old click guarantor of a girlfriend. The latest shocking development in this salacious love story is that Jordon's pageant pals aren't exactly thrilled that she's taking all the limelight:

NY Post- The recent reveal of Bill Belichick’s new 24-year-old beauty queen girlfriend has left the Miss USA pageant world reeling.

One fellow competitor in Miss Mass. Teen USA in 2020 told The Post: “I didn’t even know she had a boyfriend — I heard from people she’s kind of all over the place with dating. 

“I’m so curious how this happened. He’s old enough to be her grandfather!

“She’s not shy — wanting the limelight is one thing but dating someone in his 70s is another. I didn’t realize she’d go as far to do that for fame.” 

“She is not a pageant girl,” said another fellow competitor who did not want her name used.

Oh, were you expecting a group of Miss USA contestants to defend their colleague's new relationship with a generationally older man? Support her in step with the times, where questioning the integrity of age-chasmed relationships is a thing of the past? Well, have I got a diamond-studded tiara to sell you. 

Of course these were all anonymous sources, aka cowardly meerkats sulking and pouting that Bill didn't run into them on a commercial flight to Florida. After all, what's the future like for beauty queens? What comes after? If you don't make weather woman, your best bet is to stumble upon a small town suffering from mysterious diseases and try to link them to the chemical plant (Erin Brockovich? Anyone?). And these options come around once in a lifetime. So if Bill Belichik takes a shine to you in his adjacent Comfort+ seat, of course you'll smile in turn, age-gap be damned! 

I can't believe we still get surprised or make a fuss over these stories. I didn't live through that insane Anna Nicole Smith marriage to that 89-year-old billionaire to be troubled by a 24-year-old // 72-year-old fling. "I didn’t realize she’d go as far to do that for fame." Please. If that's actually true, then you're in the wrong line of work lady.