Are Skittles Too Big?

I had a viral tweet last night and the guys wanted me to perform the joke live. It's not something I wanted to do, but I'm a go with the flow guy! 

But that wasn't all. I have done one career standup set in my life. It was about 10-12 minutes in 2013. It was a lot of fun. I never actually aspired to be a stand up comic for real, but it was one of those things that I always wanted to say I did. After The Yak had kicked around as a potential punishment doing a standup set, I'd be quietly squirreling away some ideas I thought were funny in a notes app for about a year. I never think about it, but I did make a note last night and I mentioned it today.

Skittles Littles are a product that are exactly as they sound. They're smaller Skittles. As a big fan of that candy, that's shocking. Skittles are the perfect size! True story - in high school I once shoved one in my brother's nose. It got stuck. We were laughing so hard. But we got it out fairly easily after a minute or so. That's the perfect size candy! So without further ado, here is my Skittles Littles joke.

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