Steve-O is BACK: He's Getting a Big Ol' Pair of Fake Tits

HuffPost - Steve-O is taking his love for pain-inducing pranks to a shocking next level.

While appearing on Wednesday’s episode of the “X5 podcast,” the “Jackass” star, 50, revealed he plans to go under the knife for a breast augmentation for an upcoming comedy act.

“I came up with the idea a few years ago to get a boob job and just film a bunch of really legitimately funny hidden camera pranks with me in disguise, in various disguises, and then revealing who I actually am, and just funny endurance stunts,” he explained.

The stuntman added, “I’ve been so particularly in love with that idea because the comedy, the opportunity for comedy I believe is absolutely there, and it’s the quintessential Steve-O — that level of commitment.” 

"Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is Be Trans"

If you'd have asked me before I came across this piece of news on Reddit this morning, I would have told you that Steve-O was washed up. That he had lost his fastball. That Steve-O was a sober shell of his former lunatic thrill-seeking self who's "stand up comedy" tour was a sad last ditch effort to cling onto relevancy and make just enough money to skate by and live comfortably into his later years. That he no longer has what it takes to trampoline into a ceiling fan...

or let an alligator take a chunk out of his ass...

or strap himself into a porta potty full of shit and have a construction crane swing him around in the air…

Or undergo actual surgery to get a big ol' rockin pair of double D cans… Well egg on my face. Turns out Steve-O's still got it.

Some people might argue that going under the knife for a voluptuous pair of tits isn't necessarily a "dudes rock" moment. But those people would be wrong.  Steve-O being rolled out of the operating room with a fat pair of low hangers is quintessential Jackass. It's arguably the most Jackass thing Steve-O has ever done. I'm honestly surprised nobody from the Jackass crew hasn't tried this already. 

I look forward to seeing how far Steve-O will take this bit. Will he be doing his whole act with his top off, or will he wait to whip them out for the grand finale? Will he start an OnlyFans? Will he take dancing lessons and make full-blown stripping appearances at strip clubs across the country? Will he invite Bam Margera on stage to titty fuck him to completion (as a joke). The possibilities are endless.

Steve-O claims that after 2 months he will be having the surgery reversed. But I hope he decides to make the change permanent. That would be the ultimate Steve-O bit. If he fully transitioned it would put people's brains in pretzels across the country. Nobody would know if they should be mad or not. Is he making a mockery out of transitioning? Is he showing the world that even cool and bad ass guys like Steve-O with the type of fan base he has can undergo such a change so late in life? Will he become a champion for the trans community, or public enemy #1? People's heads would explode trying to figure it out. Fingers crossed he goes that route, because I would sure love to see the online discourse that comes with a full-blown Steve-O sex change.