If A Fish Falls From The Heavens And Destroys Your Car It's Time To Find The Lord

ABC 7 -- A couple in New Jersey had their Tesla damaged by a fish that apparently fell from the sky outside their home.

The car was parked in their driveway in Atlantic Highlands on Sunday when the whole incident was caught on camera.

At first, Cynthia and Jeff Levine said they didn't even know anything had happened.

"The car started honking, it went crazy honking which we had never heard. I didn't know how to turn it off," Cynthia said. "I went out and he was in the yard somewhere. He heard the crash and everything, but ignored it." Then they saw the damage to their car.

"We were like holy crap look at this, and I said to him, it looks like fish scales and blood on the windshield," Cynthia said.

The Levines live about a mile away from where that fish would have come from in the Raritan Bay. That gave them a pretty good idea of who -- or what -- may have dropped it.

Residents said it's pretty common to see birds flying around with fish in their mouth. "We also have an eagle's nest in our backyard... We think it was probably the eagle," Cynthia said.

Listen I've had some weird and unlucky shit happen to my cars. Car won't start, misread a sign car gets towed, car breaks down on a first date, etc etc. But no where on earth or no where in my life did I ever have a fish fly out of the sky ,from an eagle's mouth potentially, onto my car windshield and crack it. Talk about a shit break. 

I also am very shocked how calm these people are with the entire ordeal, if this was me the video that went viral would have been me flipping out not the fish flying through the air. I guess I respect the awww shucks type feel these people have. Just a bad break and awful shit happen and laugh it off. Couldn't be me. Shoutout to them I guess, they must have the really good meds.