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Country Full Of Cheaters - New Report Claims Both Canada Men's And Women's Soccer Teams Were Using Drones To Spy On Practices For Years

A couple days ago, Canada women's soccer got hit with spying charges. Not just hit, caught red-handed to the point they sent a couple coaches home and one is facing charges I believe. Anyways, that was just the beginning. It's now a country-wide issue because these reports are coming out: 

CHEATERS! LIARS! SCUMBAGS! The only right thing to do would be getting kicking Jesse Marsch out of the men's head coach spot too. Maybe even go as far as refusing to play World Cup games in Canada in 2026 because all they do is cheat up there. No wonder Canada men's soccer happened to look better the last couple years. Not everyone can fly drones to cheat their way as an entire country like Canada. 

I'm a little jealous though if we're being honest. If Canada is willing to cheat to win what the fuck is wrong with us? We should have been allowed to cheat with Gregg running around out there. Fair is fair. I don't give a fuck if we cheat to win a men's World Cup or anything like that. Everyone knows real soccer programs cheat for years and have some sort of damning report before apologizing. 

Okay, I went off the rails there a little bit. Back to Canada. They now sent home the women's head coach: 

Tough day. Impossible to know your assistant coaches are flying drones for years. Also hilarious to be New Zealand's women soccer here. They file the complaint about one drone and it unveils this massive report that Canada has been cheating for years on both sides. Successful Olympics for New Zealand.