Halle Berry Revolutionized The Music Promo Game Today Dropping A Video Of Herself Dancing

(I guess the full video is NSFW-ish so it won't let us embed it here. So here it is on Twitter. And here it is on Instagram.)

This is a message to Van Hunt... you lucky son of a bitch... You're good you.

I'll be completely and totally honest here, and vulnerable, but I had never heard of Van Hunt in my life before he got hitched to Ms. Halle.  I'm far from a hater, so I was happy for the guy. I respect his game, and his intellect.  The knock on Halle has always been "she must be crazy if she can't keep a man!" Well, if you're going to put up with the craziness, you might as well reward yourself with talent that is way above your pay grade.  Ms. Berry might just be the creme de la creme as the Frenchies say. 

Ball don't lie. 

Fun fact- people forget OG Barstool enemy Chris Webby allegedly had a fling with Ms. Halle way back in the day. 

But now that the preamble is out of the way, good for you Mr. Hunt. That's called using your resources. You have a ridiculously smoking hot babe fucking you silly in your hotel on the Amafli Coast, prancing around the place in her skimpy little bikini AND you have a new EP you need to promote? 

Take one, use it to do the other, and bada bing! Talk about the definition of serendipity. The music promo gods even smiled down on him at one point during the shoot and prompted a small wardrobe malfunction-

So good for you Van Hunt. I see you player. 

Well anyway, here's Wonderwall, A Heart Full of Questions

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