Post Malone Released A Damn Good Country Album. "F-1 Trillion" Full Album Review And Breakdown

Post Malone has never been one to stay confined to a single musical genre. He's danced between hip-hop, pop, and rock with the ease of a seasoned line dancer. 

Last week he headlined The Grand Ol' Opry, an honor bestowed upon the giants of country music. Brad Paisley introduced him, to a thunderous applause. For a genre that for so long seemed not only misunderstood, but also off limits to outsiders, has welcomed Post with open arms.

And now, with  F-1 Trillion, he's traded his signature face tats and cowboys jersey for a Stetson and a pair of cowboy boots, venturing into the heart of country music. 

Right off the bat, "F-1 Trillion" makes a statement: Post Malone isn't just dabbling in country; he's fully immersed himself in the genre, and he brought the heaviest hitters in the game along to co-sign him. The opening track, "Wrong Ones", features none other than legend Tim McGraw, and sees Post's opening lines state that he's  "got fuck you money, now come on girl get you some".

The album boasts a star-studded roster of collaborators that would make any country music fan's heart skip a beat. From legends like Dolly Parton and Hank Williams Jr. to current chart-toppers like Morgan Wallen and Luke Combs, it's clear that Post wasn't afraid to phone in LOTS of favors requesting features for this. 

And the best part is, these aren't just phoned-in features; there's a genuine chemistry and energy in these collaborations that elevates the entire album.

The album's lead single, "I Had Some Help" featuring Morgan Wallen, is already a bonafide hit. It's the kind of song that gets stuck in your head for days, with its infectious hook, Post's signature Auto-Tuned vocals, and a chorus that's begging to be sung along to at the top of your lungs. 

But "F-1 Trillion" isn't just a collection of radio-ready party anthems. There's a surprising depth and vulnerability to some of these tracks that might catch you off guard. "Yours," a heartfelt ballad dedicated to Post's daughter, is a tearjerker that showcases his softer side.

Even the rowdier tracks, like "Pour Me a Drink" with Blake Shelton, have moments of introspection tucked between the verses about good times and cold beers.

While the collaborations are undeniably a highlight, Post Malone proves he can hold his own in the country world with his solo efforts. "Right About You" is a foot-stomping, feel-good tune that'll have you tapping your toes, 

Tracks like these exemplify that Post Malone's country foray isn't just a gimmick- it's a genuine expression of his musical interests and talents.

For my money though, the two absolute gems on this album are Post's collaborations with Luke Combs. "Missin' You Like This" is a heartbreakingly beautiful ballad where their voices blend together like fine whiskey and sweet tea. 

And then there's the infectious energy of "Guy For That" that'll have you grinning from ear to ear. Seriously, the chemistry between these two is undeniable. Can we start a petition for a full joint album for the two of them already?

The track he did with Dolly Parton, "Have The Heart", is really the only song that seemed forced, and out of place. 

But I can't blame him one bit. Anytime you're in a position to get to see these golden warlocks up close in person, you have to make it happen.

But throughout the album, it's evident that Post Malone has done his homework. He's not just jumping on the country bandwagon; he's paying homage to the genre's roots while adding his own unique flavor to the mix.

A song that's another standout, but could have been absolutely incredible is "Never Love You Again" which features the amazing Sierra Ferrell. 

It's a great song no doubt, but leaving Ferrell to just background vocals, and her not doing a full verse, or belting out the hook felt like we got robbed. (Throw her on the remix please).

Here are my favorite ten songs in order - 

1- "Guy for That" (feat. Luke Combs):  This collaboration is to me the album's standout track, with its infectious energy and playful wordplay. Combs' powerful vocals complement Malone's laid-back style perfectly, creating an irresistible earworm that's sure to be a crowd-pleaser.

2- "Missin' You Like This" (feat. Luke Combs): This ballad showcases a more vulnerable side of Malone, and Combs' heartfelt vocals add an extra layer of emotion. It's a beautiful and nostalgic track that's sure to resonate with all of us that have experienced heartbreak.

3 - "Never Love You Again" (feat. Sierra Ferrell): This waltz is a standout for its traditional country sound and Ferrell's stunning vocals. It's a haunting and beautiful song that showcases Malone's ability to blend seamlessly into the genre.

4 - "I Had Some Help" (feat. Morgan Wallen): As the album's lead single, this song has already proven its chart-topping potential. It's a perfect blend of Malone's signature sound and classic country elements, with a sing-along chorus and an undeniable hook.

5 - "California Sober" (feat. Chris Stapleton): This track captures the outlaw spirit of classic country, with Stapleton's gritty vocals and a tale of a road trip gone wrong. It's a fun and energetic song that's sure to get your boots tapping.

6 - "Pour Me a Drink" (feat. Blake Shelton): This upbeat anthem is tailor-made for country radio, with Shelton's smooth vocals and a sing-along chorus about drowning your sorrows. It's a feel-good track that's perfect for summer listening.

7 - "Right About You": One of Malone's solo efforts, this song stands out for its introspective lyrics and catchy melody. It's a glimpse into Malone's personal life and showcases his songwriting skills.

8- Wrong Ones" (feat. Tim McGraw): The album's opener sets the tone with its blend of braggadocio and vulnerability. McGraw's powerful vocals and the song's energetic instrumentation make it a strong start to the album.

9- "Finer Things" (feat. Hank Williams Jr.): This collaboration is a fun celebration of the good life, with both Malone and Williams Jr. showcasing their unique styles. It's a lighthearted and catchy track that's sure to get stuck in your head.

10- "What Don't Belong To Me": This track is noted for its smooth, 80s-inspired pop-country sound and its dreamy ambiance. Although it might not be the most traditional country song on the album, it showcases Malone's versatility and ability to experiment with different sounds. This one is going to grow on me so it should probably be ranked much higher.

I'm as commercial of a country fan as they come, so the die-hards will probably hate me more for saying I actually liked this album than they do Post for making it. But from honky-tonk to bluegrass to modern pop-country, F-1 Trillion covers a wide range of styles, ensuring there's something for everyone to enjoy. 

Whether you're a die-hard country fan or simply curious to see what Post Malone's up to on this latest venture, this album is worth a listen. It's a testament to his versatility and willingness to explore new musical territories. Just be prepared for a long ride - with 18 tracks, it's a journey that'll take you through the highs and lows of love, life, and everything in between. 

I give F-1 Trillion a 4 out of 5 🤌🤌🤌🤌