Get The Tables Ready: A Local Kid By The Name Of 'Buffalo Joe' Made The Bills Roster, Dad Wears Zubaz And Chugs Beers With Bills Mafia

It's been a slow couple of days because of cut day and a bunch of names people don't know signing practice squad deals and what not. But I found something here that might be a cheat code. The Bills keeping a man who goes by Buffalo Joe. The Bills keeping a man who tailgates with Bills Mafia. 

Obligatory: whoa, that's wild! Anyways, shout out the kid for playing his ass off in the preseason. We now have something to watch, because this is apparently his dad: 

Feel like there's just been a lot of negative stuff coming out with the Bills. Negative might be the wrong word, but everyone thinks they are going to regress, window shut, people calling Josh Allen overrated. You know how you switch that up? This guy in the middle of Bills Mafia cheering on his son. It's simple really. Everyone knows juju is a real thing in sports and this is exactly how you create your own juju. Put on your finest zubaz, get your coldest beer and D-VON GET THE TABLES. You need something to finally have some luck go your way in the playoffs. The Bills are arguably (probably) the worst playoff team in all of sports. Makes sense to bring in your own, naturally a linebacker, and his family who is going to be a key part of Bills Mafia. 

So shout out Joe Andreessen. Can't imagine the feeling of making your hometown team's roster - or being good enough to be a pro athlete, but that's 99.9% of us.