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Kirk Cousins Is Fucking TRASH

16-26, 155 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT — with one more thrown right to a defender that was dropped. Ten points. $180 million.

I can't believe I fell for this shit. I'm somewhat surprised the media and other people did too, but I know better. This is no one's fault but my own.

I guess it wasn't that crazy to draft a quarterback with the No. 8 pick, after all. Go ahead and play Michael Penix next week because we've seen all we need to see from Kirk Cousins. This guy is the definition of washed. The money is already spent regardless of who plays. You may as well see if Penix sucks too so we can determine if we need to do this whole thing over again next year.

I genuinely hate this team so much. I do not enjoy watching it and I wish Arthur Blank would have a nice vacation to San Diego or somewhere and decide they need another NFL team. Son of a fucking bitch.