We May Have Found The Dumbest Criminal Ever And It's The Guy Who Broke Into A Corvette And Couldn't Get Out

Local10.com - MIAMI BEACH, Fla. – A Miami Beach Corvette owner faced an unusual situation when he discovered an intruder trapped inside his car and asked him for help to get out.

“My brother, this is not your car, this is my car,” Julio Solano, the owner of the car asked 33-year-old Ravesh Rabindranauth.

“Can I get out?” Rabindranauth was heard asking Solano while being recorded on the victim’s cellphone.

“No, you can’t get out. We’re calling the cops,” Solano replied.

Julio Solano believes that while Rabindranauth managed to break into the vehicle, he was unable to start it or escape due to the car’s security system.

“The car’s electrical components don’t function without the keys, and fortunately, he didn’t know about the manual door release under the seat,” said Solano.

You can't make up stupid and I can't get enough of it. This is just a perfect "you deserve what you get for being so stupid" type of story. This guy breaks into a car and then can't figure out how to get out. Poetic, pathetic, and perfect.

Now, I really despise car thieves because they are the reason car insurance is skyrocketing (it probably doesn't help I've been a few fender benders over the years). Insurance companies have raised rates a ton because of scumbags like this so I have no sympathy for anything that happens to this guy. Lock him up and throw away the key. 

But let's talk about the audacity to ask for help FROM THE GUY YOU TRIED TO STEAL THE CAR FROM!!! To be honest I sort of respect it. When you're caught red handed you have to hope you can talk yourself into a "guys being dudes" situation. Like yeah I'm stuck in your car I was trying to steal, but can you just help a brother out real quick? You get to keep your car and I get to go home in time for Cheers reruns, no harm, no foul.

But unfortunately for him, the man he was stealing from did not see it that way. He made him sit there and wait for the cops to come. Better luck next time man.