Controversy: Guy Who Won A New Car At The Oklahoma State Fair Is Being Accused Of Using Human Shit From The Port-A-Potty To Stink Out His Opponent During Competition

Is nothing sacred anymore? Is the 'Stinkin Sentra' contest not immune to controversy and possible cheating allegations? I've checked with my sources in Oklahoma and they can confirm this is in fact not fake. These are real allegations. 

We have a man accusing another man of going into the Port-A-Potty, grabbing some human shit and trying to stink out his opponent. On one hand, you gotta fight for that inch, you gotta do anything for a win. If you ain't cheatin to get a new car, you ain't tryin. It's all about figuring out how to get one up on your opponent. 

BUT, the rules clearly state you can't bring stuff - especially shit - into the car. You can leave food in the car while you're sitting there, fair game. You can sit shirtless in the car, as one does. But when you're on day 4, your brain starts to go haywire. All you can think about is driving that sweet, sweet, new car down the road and if that takes taking a cup of human shit from you so be it. Do you know how gross that had to be? We're not talking just regular Port-A-Potty shit either, this is Oklahoma State Fair Port-A-Potty shit. That's even below tailgate shit that you're sticking a cup into. 

I love the runner-up's video though. The man has morals, he's not going to cheat to win. He's not going to use human shit in a contest quite literally called the 'Stinkin' Sentra'. No, he's going to do it right. Let out some farts? Absolutely. Everyone knows you're immune to your own farts. I do need to know more about this contest. How do they determine who sits where? I hope it's a Friday Night Lights coinflip tiebreaker. Easily the best seat would be shotgun. You can put your legs up, assuming you have a little more control over reclining and how you sit. That's gotta be the favorite right there. Just know that controversy exists in all sorts of competition. College sports, NFL and now the Stinkin Sentra at the Oklahoma State Fair, basically all the same thing.