PANDA ATTACKS ZOOKEEPER: NOT AS CUDDLY AS YOU THINK

Pandas. The virgins of the bears. Legit limp dicks that can't even fuck. zoo keepers had to juice them up with hormones in order to get them to start fucking again. 

The thing is they succeeded and the Pandas fucked their way out. 

But this panda is definitely one of the temperamental ones that got shot up with enough Grizzly bear testosterone they started attacking zoo keepers. How many depictions of pandas being violent have you ever seen? The only example of a panda attacking someone I have seen comes from the greatest comedy movie of all time: Tropic Thunder. Ben Stiller's character kills a panda in the funniest movies of all time. The Panda attacks him first though. It's a must-watch clip. 

Especially the aftermath. 

Pandas never do shit. They are almost like sloths. So this is hilarious from the perspective of the cuddly depiction most people have.