Christian McCaffrey Will Miss Another Couple Of Months, Showing He Clearly Doesn't Give A Shit About All His Fantasy Football Owners At All
Michael Owens. Getty Images.Imagine this. It's year 12 of your fantasy league with the boys. You've never won a championship and your friends always shit on you for not knowing ball. But for once, you finally have the 1st pick in the draft. This is the year you change the narrative. This is the year you finally bring it home. The draft started half a second ago and you already lock in Christian McCaffrey with pick one one.
The first Monday Night Football of the season rolls around and minutes before kickoff, it's announced that Christian McCaffrey isn't playing. Shit. Tough break. But it's a long season, so you're not too upset about it. You still make that pick 100 times out of 100.
But today it looks like Christian McCaffrey got back from Germany with some beschissene neuigkeiten, German for shitty news.
Now he's going to missing "another couple of months"?
Think about all the poor bastards out there who drafted McCaffrey 1st overall in their league. Some of those people are doctors, some of those people are teachers, some of those people are veterans of the United States Military. You have folks out there who spend their entire lives trying to help others, and CMC just took a massive shit all over their fantasy football season.
It's like he doesn't care about these people at all. All these people who basically just donated $150 to their friends because there's no chance they're going to win the league now. They put their faith in Christian McCaffrey and his achilles, and he couldn't care less about them. Probably doesn't even know their names. If he had a shred of integrity, he'd apologize to his fantasy owners everywhere. And maybe venmo them that $150.