A Raccoon Was Caught In The Stands At Mile High Stadium And Shame On You If You Don't Think That's Batshit Crazy

"No fucking thanks."

"Holy shit."

"My God."

"How?"

All thoughts and phrases that ran through my head the first time I watched this video. Then I watched it again to make sure I wasn't being duped. Yep it's real and it's not spectacular. 

I just can't get over this. How on earth does a wild animal get into a stadium? More so how on earth does an animal like that get into the stands of all places? The fucking thing was acting like it had a mezzanine seat for God's sake. Just an absolute lunacy occurrence. Mile High needs to re train everyone from the hot dog vendor to the CEO in that stadium so this doesn't happen again and I don't care if it was an accident or a freak occurrence. A fucking wild animal was mixing it up with people who pay good money to watch a team play football ... that cannot happen. Refunds galore !!!!