What Is the Appropriate Course of Action When Someone Pisses in a Paper Bag on an 8-Person Airplane?

I've had some pretty inconvenient air travel experiences in my day. Just this past weekend, the guy sitting next to me had his reading light on for the entirety of a flight that took off at 8 p.m, a move so insane it led me to question why reading lights are even allowed on planes to begin with. It's 2024, if you can't read whatever you need on a phone or Kindle, it has to wait until you're off the plane.

But I must say I haven't experienced anything in my life quite as bad as being crammed on an eight-person plane and having a guy whip out his member and piss in a paper bag that then leaks all over the place. That is worse than anything we've ever done at Gitmo.

I don't think it's an exaggeration to say you have to kill this guy. The only problem is starting a kerfuffle in a flying Hyundai Elantra could potentially cause some issues, but allowing that guy to continue sitting there with his piss bag and then get off the plane and re-enter society is simply not an option. Someone has to nut up and do something.

This is just such an unfathomable act. Even in the most dire of circumstances, you have to just piss in your pants. That's not going to make people too much happier than the bag, but at least you went down with the ship. I get that at some point there's only so much you can do, but you don't get to pass your poor piss scheduling onto the rest of a tiny airplane.

This guy belongs in prison.