Welcome Back: Cooper Kupp Is Finally Healthy To Play Again, Rams Immediately Start Calling Teams To Reportedly Try And Trade Him

I know Cooper Kupp is hurt and 31 years old. But I also know Cooper Kupp fucking rules. He's legit fun to watch, so let's go ahead and make it happen. Kupp to the Chiefs. It's what everyone is assuming will happen here - on the shortlist with the Bucs, Steelers (like every other receiver), Eagles and Ravens. But put him on the Chiefs since they are basically throwing it to Noah Gray as much as possible and make the NFL entertaining. That's all I want since the Giants fucking stink. Entertain me since my own team can't. Like everyone else in America, the NFL has me by the balls. Sunday rolls around and it's yep let me sit on down here in my recliner and stare at a screen. 

Kupp is coming back Thursday, assuming he's still a Ram this week. He's going to play so that's why I say if the Rams are actually going to trade him, send him to a winner. Please don't send him to the Saints. Dennis Allen doesn't deserve Kupp. Don't trade him to the Steelers, just let Russ keep launching it to George Pickens. I also want to see Steelers fans lose their minds over another receiver being linked to them only to be traded somewhere else. I say put him on the Lions too. Jameson Williams is suspended for two games, let Ben Johnson draw up trick plays. Like I said, this is strictly for the fun factor which the list has to be:

3. Bucs

2. Lions

1. Chiefs

It's a trade that matters. I want more of those in the NFL. It feels like we rarely get trades in the NFL that draw any sort of attention when it comes to players.