Defying Human Limits: Porn Star Lily Phillips Films Aftermath of Sleeping With 101 Men In One Day

What are some of the greatest physical human feats you can think of? Quick ones that come to mind — climbing Mount Everest, ingesting 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes, walking on the moon, and throwing 678.2 IP in a season for a 1.38 ERA (Old Hoss Radbourn). Really pushing the limits of what the human body can do. Well, allow me to introduce you to pornstar Lily Phillips. Brace yourself. 

Really tough draw if you were the last of the 101 to go. Doesn't really get much better once a few guys have been in there, but 101 is brutal. I'm not even sure if I should be more impressed or concerned here. 

Concerned. Yeah, definitely concerned. The most concerned. Shit looks like a war zone. First of all, how? Really doesn't seem remotely possible that the human body can withstand that kind of toll. This is coming from a guy who has such an incredible lack of experience to give you an opinion here, but from an outsider stand point it feel like this would break the human body. In a lot of ways, Lily Phillips is the definition of built different. While I may find the whole concept of this beyond outrageous and fairly damning of what society has come to, I'm also stunned at how she physcially fucked 101 guys in 14 hours. 

It's right up there with the Wade Boggs 107 beer flight. But here's the crazier, way more upsetting tidbit. Apparently the world record is 919 guys in 24 hours. A woman named Bonnie Blue has her sights set on that. Like Bonds chasing McGwire. 

I've got a question. I probably shouldn't even bother asking this, but we're already into the blog so what the hell. What constitutes sex here? Is everyone finishing? Is it just being inside for like a minute? If 950 guys are finishing I'm calling the National Guard. 

And just like that, I've had enough internet for today. I chose to write this blog to distract my mind from the World Series tonight, but it's instead done irreparable harm. Dammit.