Belichick's Girlfriend Goes Scorched Earth on a Radio Show That Would Dare Disrespect Her (and My) Alma Mater's Cheerleading Squad

In this, the Year of Belichick, life is not all TV and podcast appearances, exploring corn mazes made in your image,  and enjoying your epic, whirlwind romance. When you're as high profile a public figure as he, there will be conflicts. They're inevitable. 

And when you find yourself drawn into one, let's say someone is being critical of the Dynasty you created, you fire back:

You let fly the banners of war. Like the French kings of old, you hoist the Oriflamme, signaling you will be taking no prisoners and accept nothing less than total annihilation of your enemies. 

And like any truly solid relationship, Bill and his ladylove Jordon Hudson are rubbing off on each other in a positive way. Taking what's best in one another and making their own. He's adopting her love of autumn funtivities he's never been able to enjoy before now. While she's picking up his love of special teams, long snappers, and fighting for the reputation of your championship teams. And straight up slaughtering anyone who dares to try and diminish all they've accomplished:

Source - If you’re outraged or bothered by the rumors that 72-year-old legendary football coach Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson are headed for marriage, apparently that doesn’t faze her. Call out Hudson for anything related to her cheerleading background? Now that’s where she draws the line!

In an impassioned Instagram post, Hudson went off on a radio producer from Boston’s Kiss 108 FM who asserted that she could make the cut as a cheerleader at Division III Bridgewater State University in Massachusetts.

“I would like to extend an invitation for you to attend the winter try-out for the 8x National Champion Cheerleading Program. And, since you are SO confident that you could make the team, (as you stated LIVE on the air (twice)); I’d love for you to bring a @Kiss108 camera crew to film your undeniable domination of our pathetic little DIII cheerleading program. Can’t wait to see you in January! #DontPokeTheBear #CheerleadingIsASport #RespectDIIIPrograms 

I say this not just because I too am a proud graduate of Bridgewater State. That's something I even hesitate to mention, because it sounds like braggadocio; like I'm lording it over my coworkers who were forced to settle for safety schools like Michigan, Notre Dame or Harvard. I only bring it up by way of full disclosure so no one accuses me of hiding some bias. 

But gentlemen, find yourself a woman like Jordon Hudson. One who can be fun-loving and playful one minute, but instantly take out the claws the moment anyone tries to attack her or her accomplishments. Bridgewater State University Bear claws, to be specific. She refuses to suffer fools gladly any more than her man has through his storied career. Those terrestrial radio morning hosts fucked around, and now they've found out. #DontPoketheBear, indeed.

This proves once again something I've been saying since these two crazy kids found one another. They're perfect for each other. Only they're just getting more perfecter every time they make the news. This is just the beginning of a long and beautiful relationship.