The Ravens Fan Assaulter Who "Never Loses" Has Been Denied Bail This Morning And Is Now Facing 55 Years In Prison

From bad to worse for this Ravens fan who allegedly assaulted two Commanders fans after saying he "never loses". Our prized journalists Billy Football and Cheah have done a good job covering this story so far:

Narrator: he is taking massive losses. The biggest one of all maybe.. losing your freedom. Talk about a brutal losing streak after what was once such a promising win and Super Bowl hopes for this guy who might not even be around to see the Ravens flourish. He may have seen the last of Lamar Jackson and co and will now be watching the 1980 Super Bowl on repeat or whatever they have playing in prison. I don't know why we published two blogs using the word "assaultist" in the headline which quite simply isn't a word, but I digress.

He's charged with one first degree assault charge, and 3 second degree charges, both of which carry a 25 and 10 year max sentence respectively. I don't know much about crime in Baltimore, but I suspect this guy may be facing more time than someone who is doing a carjacking. Talk about getting an example made out of you. Billy Football said he should convert to Buddhism in prison and that may actually come to fruition. Anyway, enjoy your Friday and remember that being a bad human always has its consequence.