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'We Grind, We Scrap. We Fight, No Cap.': The Falcons Were Never Going To Lose After This Electric Kirk Cousins Pregame Rap

Living in Atlanta is turning Kirk Cousins into a different animal. I know we've seen the Kirko Chainz persona in years past, but even Mr. Chainz on his most dripped out day wouldn't be spitting bars like this.

The Falcons had a roughly 0 percent chance of losing to the Bucs on Sunday after being led into battle with this cry. Kirk dropped the mic after this, went out there and put up a casual stat line of 23-29, 279 yards and four touchdowns because that's what he does.

I admit I had my doubts after the first game of the season when Cousins looked like he was barely able to limp on his right leg, but I would now gladly follow this goofy motherfucker to the gates of Hell with a squirt gun. After two years of watching Marcus Mariota and Desmond Ridder attempt to play quarterback in the NFL, this walking Kohl's commercial/amateur rapper looks like Joe Montana.

We walk in your trap and take over your trap.